THE NEW MCDONALD’S HAPPY MEALS FOR ADULTS DON’T SUCK! No, really. The InstaWife picked up a couple yesterday (the “stepometers” were the lure, and she and the InstaDaughter have been competing to see who can ring up more steps during the day) but I split the Cobb Salad with her and it was actually good.

I don’t know whether this will actually lead to massive weight loss across America (er, well, I’m pretty sure I do, actually) but it’s a surprisingly well done package, and the food’s actually good. Go figure.