OKAY GUYS, I NEED RELAY TEAMS KNOCKING AT MY PARENTS DOOR AND TELLING THEM THIS:  Shocker: Lisbon court rules that only 0.9% of ‘verified cases’ attributed to COVID in Portugal actually died of it.

Then maybe mom will stop obsessing on how much danger I’m in. (Pfui.)  Be nice and do it only 10 am to  pm. Parents aren’t young. (On the serious side, I will never forgive the architects of covidiocy here or there for scaring an 85 year old woman out of her wits, or for making me miss dad’s birthday. We are so profoundly not amused. Our lack of amusement is deeper and wider than the Grand Canyon.)