WE DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET, but there’s a Martha Stewart verdict. Halley Suitt is worried that suburban white women will riot. Message to the cops: Don’t let ’em get too close to you with those Manolo Blahniks. But try to snag me one of those Williams-Sonoma saucier pans.

UPDATE: Guilty on all counts.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Here’s what Martha has to say about it. A reader writes: “So, am I correct in assuming she has been found guilty of covering up crimes the government couldn’t prove she committed?”

I haven’t followed this case closely, but I think that’s the gist of it.