HOW THE LEFT LOST TEEN SPIRIT: Personally, I think it happened in the 1980s, when Kitty MacKinnon and Tipper Gore decided to launch the Left’s anti-sex purges. Danny Goldberg sort of agrees. He also asks the vital question: “How did we get these fucking zombies as our candidates?” Indeed.

UPDATE: Capt. Ed. is blaming the Boomers whose policies drive the Left:

This relentless focus on their own youth as a mythical Golden Age, combined with their greedy, ever-increasing grasp on public resources in the form of expanding retirement entitlements must strike the younger generation as ridiculous and tiresome. Even younger boomers such as myself wonder when my ge-ge-ge-generation will finally realize that they are not the center of the universe.

Shortly after death.