NOT EVERYONE was shocked by the Janet Jackson Breast Incident: “New Yorker Tommy Vega had his nipples pierced several years ago but had them redone Friday so he could wear shields like Jackson’s. ‘I hate to admit I was influenced by her, but I love her and it looked really cute,’ said Vega, 23.”

UPDATE: Okay, add another one to the file of those inspired rather than moved to ire by Jackson’s exposure.

ANOTHER UPDATE: It just keeps getting better.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: And better.