WE HAVE A CAT WHO IS REALLY BAD AT CLEANING HIMSELF, AND WHO THEREFORE SOMETIMES LEAVES SPOTS ON THE CARPET. PARTLY TO AVOID GROSSING OUR SONS WHEN THEY WERE TEENS, WE GOT IN THE HABIT OF SHOUTING ACROSS THE HOUSE “HONEY, WHERE’S THE SPOT CLEANER? HAVELOCK LEFT US A GIFT.”  IN THAT SPIRIT, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE:  Stuttering Joe: A “Gift” To America.