LIFE IN THE BLUE ZONES: It’s once again time, boys and girls, for the Bill & Chirl Hour. “New York City’s low-comedy co-mayoralty was heard from again this week, as Bill de Blasio and Chirlane McCray announced a trial scheme to send social workers instead of cops to deal with outbursts of public ­derangement. . . . Crazy, because the de Blasios have already shredded more than $1.25 billion on a mental-health contrivance, ThriveNYC, but have yet to document a dime’s worth of value for the effort.” Oh, the money went somewhere.