LILEKS’ SITE IS STILL DOWN, but Kim du Toit is — well, in Hollywood they’d call it paying homage. Somehow, though, it’s just not quite the same. . . .

Best bit: “No .22 ammo there either. Not even a lousy box of the Federal 500-in-a-carton crap which clogs the innards of the Marlin like gum in the Mac hard drive (don’t ask).” If Lileks wrote stuff like this, he’d write, er, stuff like this.