October 6, 2020

IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN. . . . Donald The Orange Returns Triumphantly As Donald The White.

While battling the darkest monster from the pit of hell, known as “COVID,” Donald the Orange fell to his doom several days ago, sacrificing himself to save America from the deadly demon.

So Americans were ecstatic to learn that Donald the Orange had returned in a new, better form, now known as Donald the White. A brilliant white light shone from Walter Reed Medical Center as Donald the White emerged just in time to save America from COVID, Antifa, and the Deep State.

Yes, I know I crossed the streams there . . .

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