HERE’S MORE ON PFC JESSICA LYNCH: Still no blanks. But guess where the “Hollywood extravaganza” came from. . . .

UPDATE: My, here’s a novel approach. “Your story is so compelling, it deserves more than a movie, an MTV special, and a line of action figures with combat gear and strapless evening wear. Your story deserves factual coverage like you would get from old-fashioned journalists.”

It’ll never fly.