ANARCHY AND VIOLENCE IN THE STREETS has caused the United States to shut down civilian operations in Paris.

Obviously, there aren’t enough troops to keep order in such an uncivilized place.

UPDATE: But don’t worry — the French are on the job in the Congo:

A European military planner who was issued a copy of the French document said: “This is the most cynical military briefing I’ve read in my entire life. Everybody is just laughing at it.”

Sheesh.