CHARLIE STROSS, CALL YOUR OFFICE: Russian scientist claims team battled creature under Antarctic ice. “Dr. Anton Padalka told authorities in Switzerland that the researchers discovered a bizarre and deadly life form dubbed Organism 46-B – a highly intelligent octopus-like creature that claimed the lives of three of the team members.”

UPDATE: I didn’t even have to say his name three times: Stross emails and says this is a plagiarized version of someone else’s short story from 2012. Nice work, Yahoo! News.