NOT READY FOR PRIMETIME: The FBI, while shadowing Dr. Steven Hatfill, ran over him with a car.

Dr. Steven J. Hatfill suffered a bruised foot and abrasions after the incident Saturday but wound up getting a ticket for “walking to create hazard” that carries a $5 fine, according to a copy of the citation provided Monday by Washington police.

Hatfill’s the one with the bruised foot, but it’s the FBI that looks lame here.