THE BITCH GIRLS ARE FISKING A NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL on the assault weapons ban. Howell Raines’ paper is subjected to considerable abuse for, among other things, not knowing the difference between the legislative and executive branches, and for treating the Violence Policy Center as objective while calling the NRA “fanatics.”

Plus, there’s only one snarky Jayson Blair reference. Watch out girls, or they’ll start calling you “The surprisingly well-mannered and restrained girls.”