SOME BLOGGERS HAVE BEEN POSTING MACHINE-MADE BLOG POETRY, but I’ve got the actual, hand-crafted stuff:

I’m a San Francisco State University student who’s taking a creative writing class that deals with the craft of poetry right now. Just for kicks, I used several of your entries from 04/29/03 to make a “found poem.” (One takes bits and pieces from a book, another poem, or basically anything that involves text, and makes a poem out of it.) So here is the result:

INSTAPUNDIT

the Democrats’ efforts
can be
an interesting thought experiment
OUCH

I hear from homesick Knoxville expatriates
in favor of censorship
taking over the 2004 Presidential Campaign
Jacques Chirac needs
this comment:
censorship is over

“Now I am a free man”

and now
tourists
have gone missing

Well, that doesn’t solve the problem, but it does
dispel some of the mystery.

One of the teachers’ assistants, who doesn’t like W and was anti-war, actually liked it. (I thought this was rather amazing, but I guess the poet overrode the liberal inside of him.)

– Sarah Navarro

All I can say is, “Heh.”