SEEN ON FACEBOOK: “The Milwaukee Bucks are boycotting a playoff game. I had no idea that the NBA playoffs were even happening. I predict that, in two years, there will be a lot of 7 footers digging ditches or working fast food. That’s how long it will take them to go through their money — if that long.”

Also seen on Facebook: “Things I’ve managed to live just fine without the last 6 months: NBA, MLB and Hollywood. I’d venture a guess I’m not the only one.”