TRAFFIC’S MORE OR LESS BACK TO NORMAL. I thought it was the war being over, but apparently it’s because someone’s spreading more filthy lies about me. But I can’t argue with the photograph: I really am going to murder Satan and worship a hobo.

I seem to recall some guy telling me to do that in church once, even, more or less.

UPDATE: Oh, well, at least cool blog chicks think I’m hot. But then, they always go for the bad boys. . . .