OKAY, HOW MANY OF YOU READ THIS AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT “I wonder if John Howard reads blogs?”

Prime Minister John Howard wants to reform the United Nations, saying the presence of France as a permanent member of the Security Council “distorts” the council.

He wants Japan, a South American country and India to be represented on the Security Council. France was there only because it was a global power at the end of World War II, he said.

Chortle.