BUSH’S SPEECH: No surprises, really. I’m watching the CNN and Fox commentators, who have fixed cameras in Baghdad and who seem deeply disappointed that they aren’t showing any explosions. Next step: CNN dispatches special-effects technicians to set off phony blasts in camera range. . . .

UPDATE: Email:

CNN doesn’t fake explosions. NBC does.

Respectfully,

Eric Jablow

Oh, yeah. Right.