WHEN THE DAWN PATROL GOT TO TELL YOU TWICE, THEY’RE GONNA DO IT WITH A SHOTGUN: Armed Neighborhood Groups Form In The Absence Of Police Protection. Remember, police aren’t there to protect residents from criminals. They’re there to protect criminals from residents. “Only people with guns are on the rooftop.”

Just remember, you can tell the racial makeup of the groups by the wording of the NPR headlines.