RICK WARREN, GAY HEARTBREAKER: “Oh LGBTers. Don’t cry. I know President-elect Barack Obama’s breaking your heart. It sucks, doesn’t it, when you hitch your wagon to a political party, but the party is just not that into you? . . . But you know who your real friends are, LGBTers. And we’re going to help you get through this. Besides, who knows better than libertarians what it’s like to be in a long-standing lopsided love affair with a mainstream political party?”