A READER SENDS THIS LINK to an Iraq Daily column and asks “Isn’t Tupac Shakur dead?”

Ah, but that’s what they want you to think. Actually he became disgusted with American imperialism and defected to Iraq, where he’s producing propaganda to educate the masses.

Coming soon: An explanation of why the American people really don’t support Bush, despite the recent election and Congressional declaration of war, by Notorious B.I.G.

Oh, wait — my mistake: it’s already out!