UM… CAN WE START A STAY IN CHINA PROGRAM FOR COMMUNISTS DEMOCRATS REPORTERS INSANE SHILLS FOR TOTALITARIANISM?  Good, he can stay there.

And if they’re not in China, we’ll be more than happy to send them there. I’m sure we’ll get lots of contributors to that Go Fund Me. We’ll even send them a nice farewell fruit basket with a pineapple on top, right?