WHILE I WAS AT THE GYM, one of the chat shows involved the “what would Jesus drive” discussion. Let me offer a perspective:

Who cares?

And as for what preening churchmen think we ought to drive, well, my sentiments are unprintable. And I think it’s pretty lame that people who would never in a million years let some preacher tell them who to sleep with somehow think it’s cool when preachers start telling people not to drive SUVs.

Given the notorious inability — and unwillingness — of the religious racket to police its own members’ behavior lately, I have zero interest in their opinions on the war, the environment, “social justice,” evolution, or any of the subjects on which they desire to opine, and about which they typically know nothing.