GENUINE FEISTY-TEXAS-WOMAN RACHEL LUCAS delivers a sound Fisking to faux-feisty-Texas-woman Molly Ivins. Excerpt:

First of all, Molly, if he’s alive, he’s just alive. Not “back.” Unless they cryogenically froze him and have now revived him.

Hmm. Did anyone think of looking for Osama here?

UPDATE: Kirk Larsen says he has Osama spotted.