MAUREEN DOWD’S LATEST is up, in which she calls President Bush the “Boy Emperor,” suggests he’s stupid, and closes with a reference to a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. (A Juicy Juice box plays a role, too.) I leave it as an exercise for the reader to compare this effort with Josh Chafetz’s The Immutable Laws of Maureen Dowd.

UPDATE: For those readers inclined to cheat on this exercise, Josh Chafetz has his own post on the piece. Excerpt:

I just read Maureen Dowd’s column for Sunday, and I just don’t know what to say. She’s gone way beyond the Immutable Laws and made a precipitous plunge into utter incoherence. Can anyone, for instance, tell me what the hell is going on in this paragraph?

Not me.