JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S PILOT MIGHT HAVE DIED OF PERFECTLY NATURAL CAUSES, BUT AFTER HIS PLASTIC SURGEON DIED IN A FREAK AIRPLANE ACCIDENT, WE’RE SUSPICIOUS…  Prince Andrew sex allegations: Jeffrey Epstein’s butler Alfredo Rodriguez, who stole tell-all ‘black book’, dies age 60.

Truly for your safety, we encourage you to have bumper stickers printed that say “I have not now nor at any point had any dealings with Jeffrey Epstein.”  Too long for a bumper? How about “I don’t know Jeffrey Epstein.” And while you’re at it add another one “I know nothing about Hillary Clinton.”
Really, they should hand these out free with first-aid kits and other preparedness materials.