YESTERDAY I SHOCKED MY FAMILY BY SAYING “SWALWELL’S FART HAS ITS OWN TWITTER ACCOUNT. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH.”  YOU SEE THEY HAVE NO CLUE HOW SPECIAL THE US IS. WE DON’T BOW BEFORE OUR BETTERS. WE HAVE NO BETTERS. THIS ARTICLE IS ALSO HIGHLY AMUSING TO ME:  The Fart Heard ‘Round the World.

Representative Swalwell, no gas snek!