WILL WARREN IS CHANNELING KIPLING on The Torch:

O it’s Torchy this, and Torchy that, and “Torchy, pack it in.”

It was “Robert, you’re a wizard” when the money helped

‘em win—

The money helped ‘em win, my boys, the money helped

‘em win,

It was “Robert, you’re a wizard” when the money helped

‘em win.

The whole thing is pretty damned funny.