BAD ECONOMIC MODEL*, OVERPOPULATION*, OTHER FACTORS** ARE IGNORED BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE IS THE UNIVERSAL ANSWER: Zimbabwe’s severe drought killing elephants, other wildlife.

*Zimbabwe, right?  One of the worst managed economies in the world.

**Zimbabwe has an estimated 85,000 elephants, so these represent a 0.12% die off.  Sad individually but …

***Inability to sell harvested ivory to fund activities to preserve the herds, among other factors.

…. But sure. It’s all climate change.  Climate change, like Orange man bad is capable of everything, up to and including hiding under liberals’ beds to grab their ankles when they get up, and giving them wedgies in their own living rooms.