YOU KNOW, the Democrats should run Gary Hart for President in 2004. No, I’m serious.

Sure, there was once a “zipper problem.” But it’s ancient history — and, post-Clinton, Hart’s issues look minor, for those few who can even remember them. He’s a smart guy, and he’s intellectually honest, especially for a politician. And he’s good on defense, he’s an excellent public speaker, and he’s been out long enough that he’s not in hock to special interest groups.

Heck, I might even vote for him.