FRANK J. OF iMAO.US INFAMY FAME HAS NOT THREATENED TO REVEAL THE RECIPE FOR THE PUPPY SHAKE THAT KEEPS US HERE IN THE INSTY LAIR LOOKING SO YOUTHFUL. HE HAS NOT SAID HE’LL NUKE THE MOON IF I DON’T DO THIS. HE HASN’T TAKEN HAVEY-CAT HOSTAGE. WHAT HE’S DONE IS WRITE A VERY FUNNY POST FOR MY BLOG:   Book Marketing and a Contest – by Frank J. Fleming!

PS- Frank, remember Havey likes his gooshy food, and do not nibble on his little ears. No matter how nibblable they are.  We’ll exchange him at the agreed place in half an hour, right?