OKAY, FIRST, THIS IS NOT FROM THE BABYLON BEE. SECOND… WHO PUTS PANCAKES IN THEIR POCKET? THIRD… SERIOUSLY? YOU’RE NOW INTERVIEWING DISTANT, AGED RELATIVES?  Donald Trump stole pancakes and forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims.

It’s pancake-gate.  Impeachable offense!!!!  Reee!

Also, seriously, Newsweek, since when is this “public interest” of any sort, even supposing it were real or made any sense?  I’m starting to think the people who bought you for $1 overpaid.