MEH, IN PORTUGAL (UNLESS THE EU PASTEURIZED THAT TOO) THERE IS STILL A VILLAGE DEDICATED TO MAKING VARIOUS PHALLIC THINGS. THEY USED TO BE A CENTER OF THE CULT OF PRIAPUS: Mystery penis statue found buried at ‘ancient animal sacrifice site used for fertility rituals’.
Oh, sorry. Sorry. What am I thinking. That should be “Reeeee! Patriarchy!”