CHANGE: At Colleges, What’s Old Is New: Retirees Living on Campus. Since all Hollywood makes these days are remakes and sequels, here’s an idea: The cast of Porky’s, or Back to School, moves into one of these facilities and the current woke-prude students are scandalized by their antics, with hilarity ensuing.

Of course, jokes aside this is basically about schools facing declining enrollments looking for another income stream.