I’M AT THE OFFICE, and my wife just called to say that a train wreck and chemical spill may cause an evacuation of our neighborhood. Jeez.

UPDATE: So far, it looks like we’re in the clear. However, our plans for a birthday party tonight have been scrubbed. Dang.

ANOTHER UPDATE: They’ve expanded the evac. area. Still not quite to our house, but my wife and daughter are meeting me down here, and we’re going out to dinner while they work on the cleanup. Here’s the latest, for the two or three of you who may actually care.