SURE. WHATEVER. BUT MOSTLY? VOTER FRAUD. MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD. WE EITHER CLEAN UP THE VOTING OR WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT OUR WAY OUT SOCIALISM:  How did the Squad get elected? And what’s the game plan to get more far leftists into the House?

Until we can, remember this simple plan: lie to pollsters. Lie like a rug. Tell them how much you love the most socialist candidate.  Vote on the day and either in person or (where that no longer happens) take your ballot in at the last possible moment.  If you have a ballot mailed to you and don’t use it, shred it. If they don’t know how many votes to fake, we might have a chance. Follow the plan like your life depends on it. It might.