August 23, 2002

THE RIAA’S INFLUENCE SEEMS TO BE SPREADING:

Washington DC – William Ford Jr., CEO of the Ford Motor Company testified before Congress about the nationwide problem of ride sharing. Ford cited ride swapping as the number one reason for the the company’s declining revenue. “These ‘pool pirates are depriving Ford of rightful income. Three sometimes four people are sharing rides. Less wear and tear on the cars means fewer new car purchases. That’s revenue that’s being robbed from Ford.”

A recent study by the Gartner Group supports Ford’s claims that ride sharing runs rampant across the US. The study showed showed that children under the age of 16 were the biggest offenders. Almost 99% of children in that age group said they had shared a ride in the past week. The study also showed that ride sharing had spread to the Internet in the form of “Car Pool” message boards where the “Road Robbers” set up their swaps.

Many Representatives questioned Ford’s claim that consumers used ride sharing to put off purchases of new cars for 3 or even 4 years. “You’re telling me that people don’t receive new cars as gifts from lobbyists every year? I find that allegation preposterous,” asked a Representative from Virginia.

Satire that’s a bit too close to the truth.

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