SUPERHERO SEX LIFE UPDATE: Jim Treacher informs me that the Elongated Man is happily married, suggesting that Meryl Yourish should keep her filthy thoughts to herself.
Meryl, meanwhile, apparently not having gotten the word, says she can’t believe I left Triplicate Girl out of my list of hot superheroines. She notes the possibilities, which. . . No, I’m stopping right there. This is a family blog.