AND ONE MORE FROM THE BABYLON BEE, AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD: Did Nick Cage Steal The Declaration? FALSE—Plus 5 More Shocking Snopes Reveals.  (I for one am shocked, shocked, shocked, face and all. Very face, very shocked.  And I fully expect to find Snopes at my door snapping a shot to prove I don’t have a shocked face, btw.)

Also, Dear Left, take note: you didn’t lose your sense of humor. It’s being held hostage by your self-righteousness.  Until you reclaim it, you’ll remain miserable, joyless scolds.