NO. JUST NO. CONSENT MY SORE FEET. IF YOUR NORMAL COUPLE NEEDS FOUR HANDS, FOR THE AVERAGE, UNCOORDINATED GREEK COUPLE THIS WOULD REQUIRE A FOURSOME OR MAYBE A SIXSOME, AND YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS ALWAYS END UP WITH SOMEONE’S ELBOW IN SOMEONE ELSE’S EYE, ALL MORAL CONSIDERATIONS ASIDE:  This ‘consent condom’ takes four hands to open.