DANIEL TAYLOR OF Dreaded Purple Master has been hospitalized after a heart attack. His wife says he’s expected to make a full recovery. Feel free to visit and leave your get-well wishes in the comments section.

He’s a trouper: “Daniel did ask for a room with an internet connection but the nurses just laughed.” Hey, a man’s gotta blog. If they can’t give me a room with a T-1, I just won’t get sick.