NOT ACTUALLY A BABYLON BEE HEADLINE: Scientists horrified that Trump wants to require universities to honor free speech. “This is not a Babylon Bee story. An article today in the science journal Nature actually expressed outrage and concern about President Trump’s executive order last week tying the grants a university gets to its willingness to protect the free speech of all its students and teachers. O the horror! The universities will have to show that they support free speech! What a travesty!”

Leftist ideas can’t withstand debate. Leftists know that, which is why they’re always trying to silence their opponents, generally in the name of some sort of decency or compassion that they themselves spectacularly lack.