SALON SEXWATCH UPDATE: Yes, I’m bringing back this once-popular feature to point out that Cary Tennis is losing it: “I get so many letters about the sex not being good in long-term relationships that I’m sort of fed up.”
Uh, dude, it’s a sex advice column you write, remember? People don’t write to tell you that their sex lives are great — they’re too busy enjoying the sex.
The best thing I ever read was that when the sex is good, it’s ten percent of the relationship; when it’s not, it’s ninety percent of the relationship. You’d think a sex-advice columnist would know this kind of stuff. . . .