FINALLY! An Energizer-branded Smartphone With Absurdly Long Battery Life: “The Power Max P18K Pop is, according to official specifications, 18mm or 7/10ths of an inch thick, storing a battery that can allegedly power two days of video playback and a standby time of up to 50 days. This is, of course, extreme almost to the point of parody, especially when you consider that the phone’s absurd physical dimensions will likely make it impossible to fit into plenty of reasonably-sized pockets. But! Despite the impracticality of this particular phone, in that it’s both physically absurd and offers battery life so extreme as to be practically useless in any normal usecase, it is at least exploring under explored territory in the world of phones, specifically one of the two areas in which phones have so far mostly failed to improve even as top-tier phones trudge on and get more expensive.”

Yes.