CHARLES JOHNSON is creeped out by Yasser Arafat’s apparent need to have baby wipes nearby at all times. Yeah, I’ve noticed that in other photos — there were even some on the nightstand in the bombed-bedroom photo a few weeks back.

My guess: He’s afraid somebody’s going to contaminate him with something.

Or maybe he’s got a bad case of piles, though that (hopefully) wouldn’t explain their presence at the conference table.