OKAY, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A MATTIS FAN, BUT THIS HAPPENED ON HIS WATCH: Soldiers don ‘pregnancy simulators.’

The Army is ordering its hardened combat veterans to wear fake breasts and empathy bellies so they can better understand how pregnant soldiers feel during physical training.

This week, 14 noncommissioned officers at Camp Zama took turns wearing the “pregnancy simulators” as they stretched, twisted and exercised during a three-day class that teaches them to serve as fitness instructors for pregnant soldiers and new mothers.

Army enlisted leaders all over the world are being ordered to take the Pregnancy Postpartum Physical Training Exercise Leaders Course, or PPPT, according to U.S. Army Medical Activity Japan health promotion educator Jana York.

Like I said.

UPDATE: My mistake, this is from 2012. Sorry, don’t know how I missed the date, it was circulating today.