SO THE INSTA-WIFE’S FAVORITE COFFEE MUG HAD GOTTEN ALL NASTY AND STAINED INSIDE, and the dishwasher couldn’t touch it. Solution: Barkeeper’s Friend! It literally took me about 30 seconds with a sponge and a liberal dash of the stuff to have it sparkling clean, making me a hero.

That stuff rocks. Good for everything from kitchenware to grubby car and boat exhausts.

Just another one of my hypermasculine cleaning tips.