A LITTLE LATE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT: Duke Students Who Hijacked Alumni Event: Punishing Us Would Hurt Us Mentally: Activists who stormed the stage were shocked when alumni in the audience dared to heckle them. “Readers may find it remarkable that these students expected the other people in the room to applaud and validate them for derailing the event.”

Entitled twits. They need to learn that their actions have consequences. Plus: “Nuzzolillo expressed disappointment that the adults ‘whose job it is to care for us’ failed to do so.” Remember when people sent their kids to college to become mature adults?