AMERICA UNDER TRUMP IS EDGING CLOSER TO LIBERTARIAN PARADISE: “The federal government remained shut down, but [Stormy] Daniels was open for business.”

But the real question is, who was the #journalist who got the lap dance:

Women swaggered by in tights, leatherette and heels that could dent metal, brushing past a vending machine that spits cigarettes. Bartenders shooed too-stingy visitors from the good seats, returning $15 in singles for a $5 drink order paid with a 20, and mouthing the lyrics to “Super Freak.”

Dancers pawed playfully at their prey, flipping their hair at patrons like a fishing line.

“All right — one,” a member of the news media relented eventually, disappearing for a few minutes as a dancer led him to a back room. She returned a short while later to flip her hair at the other scribes.

Was it Glenn Thrush?